Idiots on the Net

[Mordac]

Does this mean you don't have a degree Mordac? Well done though for going to night college to get some qualifications. Are Microsoft qualifications better than a degree? I have not been aware of many job adverts asking for 'must have Microsoft Certificate'?

Serious question.

No I don't have a degree, I spent my time getting useful real-world experience (initially in telecoms then primitive PC networks - this was the 1980s) while some of my friends went off to university and spent 3 years taking drugs, shagging (mostly ugly girls), getting ratarsed on cheap beer and eating kebabs. I might have gone to university, however I spent my A level years doing the very same thing, and have the A level results to prove it. I didn't go and I don't regret it, since most (if not all) of the grads I have worked with have trouble wiping their own arses, have no social skills (being able to skin-up doesn't count) and would be able to list neither humility or modesty among their attributes. I've never even been asked if I have a degree, and I can't imagine any situation where it might be relevant.
It'll be a long time before you find yourself at the level where technical certs might be helpful, but when that time comes, make sure you have some. Having a degree just might not be enough.
And for your future reference, I didn't go to f**kng night school, I paid out tuliploads of money to a professional training company you irritant little arsewipe. When you have some experience of something useful, by all means come back and discuss it, but until then I suggest you shove your opinions where only your boyfriend can find them.

[MarillionFan]

ROFL.

I read this as

blah blah blah, something about his boyfriend.