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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostEh? What's abnormal about bonking a pig?
Step right up, ladiesUnless you're the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostEh? What's abnormal about bonking a pig?Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostSniff Kermits finger and you'll know the answer
Kermit The Frog And Miss Piggy Announce SplitThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostSocialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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Originally posted by Ticktock View PostOK, someone had the foresight to get a pig's headPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I liked this one, it shows class and you could say that it doesn't just relate to Cameron, but to all the pigs with their snouts in the trough:
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostYup Miss Piggy moved on to someone more keen on pigs, Hameron allegedly refused to comment"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI sense some admiration there.Comment
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