Jezzy & Diane in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G.

[SlipTheJab]

So what?

That was a reference to Dead Ringers but never mind

[Martin Scroatman]

Diane Abbott? What a hanger

[BrilloPad]

Interesting that the mail makes a big deal of people having sex. Clearly it is very rare for their readers.

As a FT reader I get lots of sex so don't need to make a big deal of it.

[unixman]

As a CUK reader I get none at all

[vetran]

Interesting that the mail makes a big deal of people having sex. Clearly it is very rare for their readers.

As a FT reader I get lots of sex so don't need to make a big deal of it.

Its sex with Dabbo.

[BrilloPad]

As a CUK reader I get none at all

Every CUK reader gets sex with MF's wife.

[BoredBloke]

Every CUK reader gets sex with MF's wife.

I get it from Andys mum and then I wipe it on the curtains on my way out!

[Ticktock]

Every CUK reader gets sex with MF's wife.

They may get the offer and the opportunity, but come on, how many really want to take up that offer anymore?

[DimPrawn]

What would the 'people of Hackney' say

[ZARDOZ]

There are some graffic recreations of this coupling on Twitter. One seen they cannot be unseen