Originally posted by BrilloPad
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You clearly haven't met my wife. Me getting home early would have been the very least of your worries...His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain... -
MF would have misread your response, and would be ordering himself a Cadillac car as we speak...Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post^This
If I were you MF, I would have got myself admitted into a Cardiac care unit by now.....
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostYour dog gets nervous when you come home early?
We don't own a dog.
BTW, have you ever had someone else's wife divorce you?
No, but the last lady I dated before I met my wife did get murdered. And she was married at the time - does that count?
And for the avoidance of doubt, I'm not joking, she had 2 kids (totally nothing to do with me), and this isn't a funny subject. He's doing 26 years. And he was a BA pilot, and just in case you wish to google the case, try including "Ascot millionairess" in your search.Last edited by Mordac; 13 April 2016, 00:24.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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How you got away with that I'll never know?Originally posted by Mordac View Post
Also all those bodies in the local canal. I only joked about you being the Teddington Tipper, but now you leave in Yorkshire....What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
Not only did you spell live wrong, you managed to move Teddington (near London) to Yorkshire - even for a weapons grade fickwit like you that takes some doing. Is there still a Bell End of the year comp running on CUK? If so, I hearby nominate you, and I can't wait to congratulate you on your award. And not for the first time..
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Oh, and do I win some sort of prize for inventing a new word? Fickwit has a certain ring, don't the congregation think?Originally posted by Mordac View Post Not only did you spell live wrong, you managed to move Teddington (near London) to Yorkshire - even for a weapons grade fickwit like you that takes some doing. Is there still a Bell End of the year comp running on CUK? If so, I hearby nominate you, and I can't wait to congratulate you on your award. And not for the first time..His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Not as good as w4nkpuffin. Or is that reserved for assguru?Originally posted by Mordac View PostComment
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New to MF's fantasy world?Originally posted by Mordac View Post Not only did you spell live wrong, you managed to move Teddington (near London) to Yorkshire - even for a weapons grade fickwit like you that takes some doing. Is there still a Bell End of the year comp running on CUK? If so, I hearby nominate you, and I can't wait to congratulate you on your award. And not for the first time..The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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