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Originally posted by Mordac View PostNo, sorry to disappoint, not only do I know the aforementioned fickwit, I had the deep misfortune to actually have to work with him. One day I'll send him the bill from my therapist...
Was he as good at his job as he was a CUK moderator?
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostActually I'd just like to clarify this last statement. You didn't actually work with me, you worked for me. One of the underlings who did my bidding, but I can understand why you'd say 'with'.
I am pretty arstastic
Let's start with "underling" Get something straight, you not so funny little chubster. It took you about 3 days to work out that we'd nicked most (the important bits anyway) of your precious "test network". And half of that didn't bloody work. Which weapons grade bell-end set that up? Take your time, chubby...
And secondly, you're strictly correct, I didn't actually work with you, because while I and others were actually working our nads off, you were sitting on your chubby little arse pretending to be important. No wonder you went permie...
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostWhat? And they are worse than the last shower we occasionally called a Government?
In fact the best Govt was Bliars (until very last time when Brown took charge). Taxes were pretty high back then, but now they look pretty good actually, what was it - 25% effective max rate on dividends, like Germany now?
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostExcuse me. Working with me, is your greatest achievement. You even have it on your resume. You didn't put Junaid****up.Com as the company name, you just put that you worked where MF worked.
Actually I'd just like to clarify this last statement. You didn't actually work with me, you worked for me. One of the underlings who did my bidding, but I can understand why you'd say 'with'.
I am pretty fantastic
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostNo, sorry to disappoint, not only do I know the aforementioned fickwit, I had the deep misfortune to actually have to work with him. One day I'll send him the bill from my therapist...
Excuse me. Working with me, is your greatest achievement. You even have it on your resume. You didn't put Junaid****up.Com as the company name, you just put that you worked where MF worked.
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostSome days it does feel like that Shaun, me old mate. Otherwise it just feels like being married - which is basically the same thing.
So how are you keeping?
Not on here as much these days, having too much fun on facebook.
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostKin Ell Mordac. Long time no hear. Thought you'd been cryogenically frozen somewhere.
So how are you keeping?
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostNo, sorry to disappoint, not only do I know the aforementioned fickwit, I had the deep misfortune to actually have to work with him. One day I'll send him the bill from my therapist...
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