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"So, do I risk being trapped and dying in this horrible fire, or do I go through the IT department's process for reporting loss of a company laptop?" *turns back to open overhead locker* -
Sometimes, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do....Originally posted by SimonMac View PostSo according to the article the plane was taxiing on the runway, so everyone would have been in their seats at the start, so what makes people stop and think "I will hold everyone up getting off the plane while I get my carry on luggage out of the over head bin" and why did the Aircrew let them evacuate with said luggage still, is your man bag really worth more than your life!
Fresno man runs back into burning building to save ... a rack of ribs - LA TimesWith his family safe, Robert Wright’s attention turned to his grumbling stomach, and then back to the burning apartment — what about the ribs, man?
“First thing, I got my kids, and I thought about my ribs. Like, I didn’t want my ribs to burn and stuff because I take pride in what I do, man” Wright told KMPH, hoisting a long rack of ribs in his right hand like a giant, meaty scroll.Comment
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The biggest mistake in such emergencies is to actually start thinking, you need to active intuitively - grab yer laptop and run!Originally posted by NickFitz View Post"So, do I risk being trapped and dying in this horrible fire, or do I go through the IT department's process for reporting loss of a company laptop?" *turns back to open overhead locker*Comment
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I love my Manbag, but only cause I don't have a lifeOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostThere are definitely some people who's manbags are worth more than their sad lives.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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I like the quote "I already had smoke in my lungs" kinda explains the midnight munchiesOriginally posted by greenlake View PostSometimes, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do....
Fresno man runs back into burning building to save ... a rack of ribs - LA TimesOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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If it's not under the seat in front or on your person it's not worth saving."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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The wife and kids generally have seats of their own....... Oh I see what you mean!Originally posted by SueEllen View PostIf it's not under the seat in front or on your person it's not worth saving.Comment
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Eyewitness Reggie Bugmuncher said she was waiting at a gate for her flight when she heard people saying: "Oh, my God.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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