has anyone been caught sleeping at work

[sasguru]

Thas so wrong of you to say that fish are the most intelligent

Oh dear.
And do learn proper English.

[vetran]

Thats nothing

One of our guys used to see his girlfriend once a month, so on certain Mondays he was a little tired. (The Fridays before he was unmanageable due to the sap rising).

Anyway we piled boxes under his chair a bit like a modern Joan of Arc, he woke up when he smelt the match. (admittedly it was the 5th match.)

Another time we decorated him a bit like Braveheart with marker pens.


Repair shops filled with apprentices and bored engineers were so cruel.