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    #21
    Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post
    Computer People are working with a market leading client based in the East Midlands. They are a fast growing company in the heart of the city. They require a, delivery focused, confident, dynamic and committed Front End developer to join the team for a 3-6 month contract.

    There can be flexibility to work from home!

    Key Skills:
    * Great attention to detail, and a strong understanding for design.
    * Understands the importance of clinical fine-tuning in the latter stages of build.
    * Can work confidently independently
    * Motivated to work on an end-to-end project (creating the initial responsive framework, based on design provided, to adding all content)
    * Enjoys working in a collaborative environment
    * Will be working with a digital designer - starting build with mock-up in-hand, which is refined as more information materialises
    * Strong HTML, CSS/LESS and Javascript
    * Strong Responsive Build experience
    * Ability to comfortably build custom rich (content/design/functionality) responsive pages from scratch, based on designs provided (using media queries, not a template framework)

    If you are interested in this role please apply using the link below with your updated CV.

    Alternatively, you can contact me directly on 01159485720 for a confidential chat.
    LocationEast Midlands, UK
    IndustryIT
    Duration3-6 Months
    Start DateASAP
    Rate£80.00 per day
    Employment BusinessComputer People
    ContactRabab Sana
    ReferenceJS-381389-B
    Posted Date26/08/2015 19:20:03
    Permalinkhttp://www.jobserve.com/EUUlk

    I mean 80 notes a day, WTF, you'd be better off flipping burgers at Maccy D's or stacking shelves at Lidl!
    Must be a typo. £80/hr ?
    http://www.cih.org/news-article/disp...housing_market

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      #22
      Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View Post
      Must be a typo. £80/hr ?
      Only if they want to attract boomers out of their £1.7m detached houses.

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        #23
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        Only if they want to attract boomers out of their £1.7m detached houses.
        I thought they only came out at night to prey on the weak and the young?
        http://www.cih.org/news-article/disp...housing_market

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