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Official CUK bench - Late Summer 2015

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    #51
    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Look at my titties
    Very nice. Are they all yours?
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #52
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Very nice. Are they all yours?
      The right one is, yes

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        #53
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        And are you a woman?
        Yes & yes

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          #54
          Originally posted by Dallas View Post
          Yes & yes
          Ok, done

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            #55
            So when do things pick up?

            Kids are back at school, Parliament is back, surely there should be an explosion on the contracting scene.

            Not that I can see. Permie side bubbling along nicely.

            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #56
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Kids are back at school,
              Which means you and the wife are at home together! Make the best of it before you end up in a motel in Germany doing yourself.

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                #57
                Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                Which means you and the wife are at home together! Make the best of it before you end up in a motel in Germany doing yourself.
                He will end up with another kid...
                "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                  He will end up with another kid...
                  That implies the current kids are his.

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                    That implies the current kids are his.
                    He may be stupid but his wife isn't.

                    She has to make it look believable you know.....
                    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                      Which means you and the wife are at home together! Make the best of it before you end up in a motel in Germany doing yourself.
                      That was you watching?
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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