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Official CUK bench - Late Summer 2015

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    #41
    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    President and Chairman: FatLazyContractor
    Treasurer: NickFitz
    Operations Director: Suity (To expire shortly )
    Accountant: Gumbo Robot
    Moral officer: DimPrawn
    TBC: alreadypacked
    EU Liaison: Joe Black
    Pork for Sarnies: NibblyPig

    Who else is in the esteemed club?

    I turned down an extension back in April, but not sure that I am on the bench, that would imply that I still want to play the game, and I'm not sure that I do...

    Contracting has been really, really good to me, but of late it just seems like a vehicle for raising money for HMRC. I am unlikely to "spend out" before I die, so why not do something more fun?

    (posted from the motorhome in the South of France, next to the canal du midi)

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      #42
      Welcome TheLordDave

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        #43
        Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
        Welcome TheLordDave
        Thank you
        Can I have a menial position? Burger flipper or sanitation engineer

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          #44
          Originally posted by TheLordDave View Post
          Thank you
          Can I have a menial position? Burger flipper or sanitation engineer
          We can share.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #45
            Originally posted by TheLordDave View Post
            Thank you
            Can I have a menial position? Burger flipper or sanitation engineer
            Should I look those up on Urban Dictionary?

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              #46
              Originally posted by TheLordDave View Post
              Thank you
              Can I have a menial position? Burger flipper or sanitation engineer
              Done

              Suity: Updated your title too, as per your request

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                #47
                Can I represent the wimmin?

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by Dallas View Post
                  Can I represent the wimmin?
                  Are you on the bench?

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                    Are you on the bench?
                    And are you a woman?
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      And are you a woman?
                      Look at my titties

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