Official CUK bench - Late Summer 2015

[suityou01]

Is this a bench thread or Suity bashing thread? Difficult to figure out..the thread title might need altering.

Most threads are about bashing Suity. The rest are for bashing Nelson Mandela.

[Andy2]

Is this a bench thread or Suity bashing thread? Difficult to figure out..the thread title might need altering.

All the benchers got jobs
now only suity is left.

come on suity
get yourself out of bradistan

[Pogle]

All the benchers got jobs

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[suityou01]

President and Chairman: FatLazyContractor
Treasurer: NickFitz
tulip cleaner: Suity
Accountant: Gumbo Robot
Moral officer: DimPrawn
TBC: alreadypacked
EU Liaison: Joe Black
Pork for Sarnies: NibblyPig
Sanitation Engineer:TheLordDave
Hot & Sexy personal assistant to the President: Dallas
AndyW's mum's personal secretary: Andy2
TBC: Dark Black
Who else is in the esteemed club?

All the benchers got jobs
now only suity is left.

come on suity
get yourself out of bradistan

Not quite.

[FatLazyContractor]

get yourself out of bradistan

Luton

And how dare you abuse Bradford?

[Andy2]

Luton

And how dare you abuse Bradford?

honest mistake. Both are provinces of pakistan.

[barrydidit]

Luton

And how dare you abuse Bradford?

You been to the Broadway place yet FLC? The rest of town is utterly devoid of purpose now M&S and Boots have closed.

[FatLazyContractor]

You been to the Broadway place yet FLC? The rest of town is utterly devoid of purpose now M&S and Boots have closed.

I never drive my Range rover in those streets of Bradford. I will ask my maid if she had a chance to visit Broadway

[suityou01]

In other news, I have a second interview for the Bristol gig on Monday. 15 minute technical pummelling.

30 minute technical pummelling.

Some bloke making up questions off the top of his head while reading through my CV.

"In WCF, what setting would you turn on to make the web service beam fractal patterns on the moon" ..... etc etc

Still I'm sure it made him feel big and clever.

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY.

Some bloke making up questions off the top of his head while laughing at my CV.