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    #11
    Apparently the cheese eating surrender monkeys had 4 medals on hand. presumably from a vast inventory of unused stock.

    I may be wrong, but I detected a saffer twang in that guys accent. possibly kenyan
    (\__/)
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    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #12
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      I may be wrong, but I detected a saffer twang in that guys accent. possibly kenyan
      You mean he's not from Glasgow as mentioned in an earlier post?

      I thought Southern Africa, but not South. My uncle was from Rhodesia, sorry Zimbabwe, but didn't think it was that either. Kenya was nearer though, extracted from France 24 News

      "Ugandan-born Norman is a British national but said he had only lived in the country for four years. He currently resides in the south of France while one of his children is in the French navy."
      Last edited by anonymouse; 22 August 2015, 22:54.

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        #13
        British IT consultant Chris Norman

        Top ninja skills that man!

        Are you watching George Osborne? You need us!

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          #14
          They beat the guy unconscious when all they had to do was disarm him and tie him up. If it happened here, he'd sue them, and they'd spend some time in Tony Martin's old cell.

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            #15
            Originally posted by WordIsBond View Post
            They beat the guy unconscious when all they had to do was disarm him and tie him up. If it happened here, he'd sue them, and they'd spend some time in Tony Martin's old cell.
            Think any jury would convict them?

            Also when shooting someone don't state you aimed at them and shot them
            when they were running away from you. State you were shooting in the air to scare them and you accidentally hit them.

            Do the first and it's unreasonable force as per Tony Martin, do the second and you will be in trouble for how you keep a gun and ammunition.
            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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              #16
              Originally posted by WordIsBond View Post
              They beat the guy unconscious when all they had to do was disarm him and tie him up. If it happened here, he'd sue them, and they'd spend some time in Tony Martin's old cell.
              They only hit with the rifle, because when they tried to shoot him, the rifle jammed.

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                #17
                I wouldn't be late settling his next invoice :-)

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                  #18
                  On another note - what kind of loser do you have to be - to be armed to the teeth - and yet still fail to kill anyone (although there's still someone badly injured in hospital)

                  Maybe we should be thankful that it's f-wits like this working for Islamic State.

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                    #19
                    Amusing it was on French Soil and the Yanks & Brits had to do the fighting..

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Flashman View Post
                      British IT consultant Chris Norman

                      Top ninja skills that man!

                      Are you watching George Osborne? You need us!
                      He lives in the South of France, already seen the light...😆
                      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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