OMG… Greenland’s ice sheets are melting fast

[BrilloPad]

Why didn't you get a prenup? Much cheaper than very expensive divorce, and if she really does not love you then it would save you money on wedding too...

Did you get a prenup when you married that squirrel?

[EternalOptimist]

OMG

An urgent attempt to study the rate at which Greenland’s mighty ice sheets are melting has been launched by Nasa. The aim of the six-year project, called Oceans Melting Greenland (OMG), is to blah blah blah.

How long would a non urgent attempt take?

The six year OMG project supercedes the 12 year Hemisphere Ocean/Land Yearly Cryophere Ordinal Warming project (HOLY COW)

[AtW]

Did you get a prenut when you married that squirrel?

FTFY

[BrilloPad]

The six year OMG project supercedes the 12 year Hemisphere Ocean/Land Yearly Cryophere Ordinal Warming project (HOLY COW)

Was HOLY COW urgent too?

[DimPrawn]

Did you get a prenup when you married that squirrel?

Luckily he did, she ran off with another man on their wedding day.

[EternalOptimist]

Was HOLY COW urgent too?

Semi, you are probably getting confused with the World Hydrological Arctic Temperature Evaluation and Verification Envisat and Radiosondes (WHATEVER)

[unixman]

OMG

An urgent attempt to study the rate at which Greenland’s mighty ice sheets are melting has been launched by Nasa. The aim of the six-year project, called Oceans Melting Greenland (OMG), is to blah blah blah.

How long would a non urgent attempt take?

Speed of planetary geology governs speed of study?

[BlasterBates]

Greenland melt season over

Greenland’s surface gained mass yesterday for the first time this summer. The net surface gain over the past year has been 300 billion tons.

[AtW]

Greenland’s surface gained mass yesterday for the first time this summer. The net surface gain over the past year has been 300 billion tons.

That was no way to talk to a lady

[DimPrawn]

Greenland melt season over

The windmills are working!

More windmills and more "green" taxes, it's working!