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Cilla Black dies aged 72.
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostMaggie was apparently nice to cabin crew etc unlike some mentioned on this thread.......Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Just remembered a story from a ex-PANAM colleague, ground staff at LHR.
Elton John and Stevie Wonder were on the same Pan Am flight from LHR, Stevie with a 1A boarding pass and Elton John with an aisle seat. Elton John approached one of the Gate agents before boarding and asked her:
"Miss, I requested a window seat but it seems that the plane is already full... would you mind changing my seat for Stevie´s seat number? He won´t notice anyway..."
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Postmerely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Cilla Black - The absolute b***h from hell!
Mick Hucknell - Her male twin.
Julie Andrews - Wonderful, warm and friendly
Blake Edwards (Pink Panther) her husband - Not!
Bill Wyman - Nice bloke
Mick Jagger - Short bloke.
Prince Edward - Nice lad
Prince - Mad lad
Paul McCartney - Really ordinary, nice bloke.
Heather Mills - Really extraordinary not nice bird.
John Prescott - Ignorant pig trying to out do Cilla but with less charm.
Anne Robinson - Not at all like her screen personaAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Cilla got to the Pearly Gates. St Peter smiles and asks, "so, what's your name and where do you come from?"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostCilla got to the Pearly Gates. St Peter smiles and asks, "so, what's your name and where do you come from?"Comment
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Originally posted by stek View PostThe was a huge thread on pprune.org in the cabin crew bit about the worst celeb they'd had to deal with - there were pages and pages on her........
Who comes out as the biggest CU Next Tuesday?
Robbie Williams.
How arrogant do you have to be to offer to pop into cattle class to see if anyone wants an autograph?
Would love to have seen Madonna lying on the ground at check in having a tantrum because she couldn't get seat 1A.
Wonder if it was because Cilla had already taken it?Comment
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Originally posted by stek View PostBet she didn't say 'Liverpool'...Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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