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Does your CV have a Bio?

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    #21
    Originally posted by Gumbo Robot View Post
    When I see hand bell ringing or, more recently, "the computerised control of model railways" I just think weirdo.
    unless the hobbies are relevant to the contract.

    I mean computer controlled railway skills would indicate a good fit for an engineering project involving hands-on work with boards and suchlike

    Anyway, just because someone is a weirdo doesn't mean they won't be a useful team asset
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      #22
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Mine also has a summary.

      Don't know Why the OP is asking for advice on his CV though. As he said when I asked him to modify it once 'It's perfect, why should I'. So in response, Suity you're perfect and doing it all right. Why change?
      Yes yes, and I'm the diva.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #23
        Wot's a bio? Is it like your star-sign and favourite colour?

        Last thing your CV needs is another page of guff.
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        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
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          #24
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          Wot's a bio? Is it like your star-sign and favourite colour?

          Last thing your CV needs is another page of guff.
          This is Suity we are talking about.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiJ9fy1qSFI

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            #25
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            This is Suity we are talking about.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiJ9fy1qSFI
            I really enjoyed that vid.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #26
              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              The Suitster will be coming.
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #27
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Mine also has a summary.

                Don't know Why the OP is asking for advice on his CV though. As he said when I asked him to modify it once 'It's perfect, why should I'. So in response, Suity you're perfect and doing it all right. Why change?
                I added a summary on mine once but it didn't go down to well here, seeing as it was a summary of the 1966 World Cup Final
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #28
                  Short bio

                  I have a couple of lines next to my name as the top two lines on my CV.

                  I have something like "I am in the top 5% of developers. I have risen to the top of every team that I've joined. I am a leader of leaders and a perpetual student."

                  Nobody has ever questioned this because it's not BS.

                  I always get hassled when I join a new team. There is always one guy who takes me on. And so far, I have not lost. It may take months for me to gradually crush the opposition but that's what always happens.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by browntractor View Post
                    I have a couple of lines next to my name as the top two lines on my CV.

                    I have something like "I am in the top 5% of developers. I have risen to the top of every team that I've joined. I am a leader of leaders and a perpetual student."

                    Nobody has ever questioned this because it's not BS.

                    I always get hassled when I join a new team. There is always one guy who takes me on. And so far, I have not lost. It may take months for me to gradually crush the opposition but that's what always happens.
                    Hi Aussie!
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by browntractor View Post
                      I have a couple of lines next to my name as the top two lines on my CV.

                      I have something like "I am in the top 5% of developers. I have risen to the top of every team that I've joined. I am a leader of leaders and a perpetual student."

                      Nobody has ever questioned this because it's not BS.

                      I always get hassled when I join a new team. There is always one guy who takes me on. And so far, I have not lost. It may take months for me to gradually crush the opposition but that's what always happens.
                      sounds like someone off The Apprentice

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