Stick it on 'baby boomer' running at 14:10 at Ascot.
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I spent the £5 on a fancy coffee and a cake, when upon realisation, my house had gone up £1000 since posting this thread.
Which was nice.
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI have £5 to invest.
Aim is to turn it into £1000 as quickly as possible.
We can offer
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What's do you fancy?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI spent the £5 on a fancy coffee and a cake, when upon realisation, my house had gone up £1000 since posting this thread.
Which was nice.
You can't possibly buy a cake and a fancy coffee for £5 in the southOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostWhat a load of BS.
You can't possibly buy a cake and a fancy coffee for £5 in the southComment
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Team up with somebody else with another fiver and buy Rover from BMW, then pay yourself millions...Comment
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buy failing company with 7 sqillion of debts through you ltd company giving assurances that you want to save people's jobs and support the local economy.
Sell all remaining assets, property, equipment, stock and raid staff pension pot
Fold your ltd company
Delight in the misery caused to others vs. your overflowing bank account from the distance of a country without an extradition treaty.Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI have £5 to invest.
Aim is to turn it into £1000 as quickly as possible.
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