£5 to invest

[PurpleGorilla]

Stick it on 'baby boomer' running at 14:10 at Ascot.

[DimPrawn]

I spent the £5 on a fancy coffee and a cake, when upon realisation, my house had gone up £1000 since posting this thread.

Which was nice.

[MarillionFan]

I have £5 to invest.

Aim is to turn it into £1000 as quickly as possible.

You need a decent dead cert 200-1 shot to come in.

We can offer

Suity to be the biological father of at least one child 200-1
AtW to win Birmingham entrepreneur of the year 200-1
Admin to fix Jobstats.co.uk 200-1
Would Mich 'Mary Poppins' 200-1
Brillopad to jointly win Father Of the Year and Husband of the Year 2015 - 2000000-1

What's do you fancy?

[d000hg]

I spent the £5 on a fancy coffee and a cake, when upon realisation, my house had gone up £1000 since posting this thread.

Which was nice.

What a load of BS.




You can't possibly buy a cake and a fancy coffee for £5 in the south

[PurpleGorilla]

What a load of BS.




You can't possibly buy a cake and a fancy coffee for £5 in the south

You can with a senior citizens discount.

[DimPrawn]

[AtW]

Team up with somebody else with another fiver and buy Rover from BMW, then pay yourself millions...

[Danglekt]

buy failing company with 7 sqillion of debts through you ltd company giving assurances that you want to save people's jobs and support the local economy.

Sell all remaining assets, property, equipment, stock and raid staff pension pot

Fold your ltd company

Delight in the misery caused to others vs. your overflowing bank account from the distance of a country without an extradition treaty.

[greenlake]

I have £5 to invest.

Aim is to turn it into £1000 as quickly as possible.

Think bigger. For just £3.95, you can become a millionaire....



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