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    Trumps trumped

    Shreddies jeans prevent anyone knowing you have broken wind | Daily Mail Online

    Jeans that trump the rest! The £100 denims that prevent anyone knowing you have broken wind... by neutralising the smell with chemical warfare technology
    Leicester based Shreddies have released odour eliminating clothing
    The pyjamas and jeans use the same technology as chemical warfare suits to rid the wearer of embarrassing flatulence smells
    Shreddies are particularly useful for sufferers of digestive disorders
    finally!
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Shreddies jeans prevent anyone knowing you have broken wind | Daily Mail Online



    finally!
    Why would anyone want to hide their smelly fart smells? Dropping one in a lift is one of life's great pleasures.
    I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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      If it doesn't squelch the noise, too, people would think you are all sound and no substance.

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        In the same way I'm always having to wash the bloody filter on the dyson, I'm pretty sure these would work fine for an hour or so and then become ineffective

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          Shreddies?

          Keep thunder locked up till lunch
          Unless you're the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

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