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    Armed police swoop on suburban sex dungeon after noise complaints - Telegraph

    She said: "My business is legal, I'm registered with HMRC and no sexual services are offered. "

    So why would anyone bother going?

    I might have to take a look - purely to report back to CUK.....

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    Do KUATB

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      #3
      When I lived in Brighton I met a girl in a club with her older friend who was an Annie Lennox lookalike in a nightclub. They told me quite matter of factly they were domantrix's (ices?). I landed hooking up with the younger one who came back to my place, all quite normal and was invited to pop around to theirs during the week.

      So I popped around the next week, they were both there and I was ushered in. 'We have a client coming in 10 minutes come around the back' .So I popped into the back bedroom where they had a friend around who had just come from work & was still in her work clothes .The two woman quite unashamed stripped off in front of me and got hitched up in the all the leather gear, whips, while we all just chatted and drank tea

      The doorbell went and the older one answered. Through the gap in the door a balding, chubby middle aged man in a suit came in and was told to shower. Off he went, they came back and started drinking tea again, saying how it was 150 quid for 45 minutes and it always takes 10 minutes to shower. Then a voice said ready and the older one went into the shower and then started shouting at him.

      He then came out seconds later, dog collar around his neck, naked being kicked down the corridor towards a door which led to a basement. Lots of 'you worm, you worm' and 'yes mistress, yes mistress', my new 'girlfriend' then went down and for the next 30 minutes or so they beat him senseless.

      Then in what was already an odd situation, I turned to their friend who was still in the room who had come from work and asked her 'So how long have you been in the Police force?'

      Surreal.
      Last edited by MarillionFan; 9 July 2015, 09:46.
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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        my new 'girlfriend' then went down
        I knew there would be sexual services there somewhere.

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          #5
          The weirdest I've seen is a dominatrix who had customers with an animal fetish who paid to pretend to be rabbits and be locked in a giant rabbit hutch in between being whipped, spanked, paddled and all the normal stuff

          Then one woman I know had a client who obviously had had a bit of a thing for Tizwaz as they wanted to be stripped naked in a room full of custard and pelted with custard pies by big breasted women (or in their case her and her friend)
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          No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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