Here chicky chicky chicky.
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No-one here except us chickens
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No-one here except us chickens
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Here they come. Here chicky, chicky.
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I have this uneasy feeling I'm going to hear about you on the 6 o'clock news sometime soon...
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Couldnt sleep. Been working since 4.30am.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFanHere chicky chicky chicky.
No that was a sit com that should have had a longer run."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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What happened to Arkwright?
I could sort of identify with you then.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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