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Case Studies Needed - Lying on CV

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    #31
    Originally posted by wendigo100
    Anyway, he was a bog-standard tech author like me, but according to his CV he was a developer of systems that had never needed any support because they never went wrong.
    Was he fat and did he drive 2 BMWs at the same time?

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      #32
      Originally posted by AtW
      Was he fat and did he drive 2 BMWs at the same time?


      No, a bit porky but too short to be threaded, and he didn't have a car. Not in Germany anyway.

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        #33
        Originally posted by Ardesco

        Most amusing liar I have ever met is a NT4 system admin with an MCSE who didn't know that you had to dcpromo a box to make it a domain controller.
        Because you don't in NT4.

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          #34
          Originally posted by Epiphone
          Because you don't in NT4.

          Yup, Didnt appear untill Win 2000. Before that it was a case of flattening the box and reinstalling to get the option to make it a PDC or BDC.
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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