my wife likes big black c0cks

[EternalOptimist]

we have been keeping chickens in the back yard for a couple of years now and my wife, juicy, prefers the roosters to the chickens and she is particularly fond of the New Jersey Chocolate.


Any other readers have similar experience?

[xoggoth]

As I keep saying, chickens are the pits sexually speaking. Those skinny scaly legs! Ech! 0.00 on the xoggoth scale.

As the wife was feeling a bit under the weather I was very disappointed we could not go to the nearby South Of England show last Saturday as we had planned. I missed my annual ogle at the livestock, especially the sows' bottoms. Sows are 9.0 on my scale, not far behind baboons at 10.

[EternalOptimist]

swine

[Lucifer Box]

Don't get me going. It's my turn to service DCJ's mum tomorrow and I want to keep something in reserve for her.

I hope she's baked some rock cakes this time, cherry and coconut is getting a bit repetitive.

[hattra]

we could not go to the nearby South Of England show last Saturday

What a coincidence - we didn't go either :|