my wife likes big black c0cks

we could not go to the nearby South Of England show last Saturday

What a coincidence - we didn't go either :|

Don't get me going. It's my turn to service DCJ's mum tomorrow and I want to keep something in reserve for her.

I hope she's baked some rock cakes this time, cherry and coconut is getting a bit repetitive.

swine

As I keep saying, chickens are the pits sexually speaking. Those skinny scaly legs! Ech! 0.00 on the xoggoth scale.

As the wife was feeling a bit under the weather I was very disappointed we could not go to the nearby South Of England show last Saturday as we had planned. I missed my annual ogle at the livestock, especially the sows' bottoms. Sows are 9.0 on my scale, not far behind baboons at 10.

we have been keeping chickens in the back yard for a couple of years now and my wife, juicy, prefers the roosters to the chickens and she is particularly fond of the New Jersey Chocolate.


Any other readers have similar experience?