Urgent help needed

[darmstadt]

Harsh.

But fair.

Said the sockie

[SimonMac]

The dev environment is completely banjaxed. I've escalated to the DBA team last Friday. Then chased daily. Not really getting much progress or urgency.
So I escalated to ClientCos manager. Again not getting much progess or urgency.
So I escalated to the CEO of the consultancy I am contracted to. Zero urgency, and zero support.

So I am working on a fixed price project that is stuck fast, with no place to go and no chance of delivering on time or even coming close.

So the urgent problem is now what to do with the rest of my week?

I am sooooooo fecking bored it's not even funny. How do you wile away the hours on dead or soon to be dead projects?

If I was you I would work on your CV, god knows you need to

[BrilloPad]

Can't you order some new rubber sheets?