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    #id
    Does anyone know someone that can get a boat to Normandy?

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      #id
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Teach your self something. How about patience?
      Isn't that the same as solitaire? I'm blackbelt at that game! Blackbelt I tell ya!
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #id
        Anyone got any pot noodle recipes for pulled pork?
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #id
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          OK I want to sack all the DBAs and get root privs on every box. Shall I start a rumour about the DBAs gangbanging ClientCo's CEO's missus?
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          I am on T&M. I would have thought the CEO of the consultancy would have had a bit more to say about it. Breach of contract springs to mind. But hey ho.

          Trust me, I am anal about documentation. It's up to date. I am 98% of the way through a data migration, and just need the environment sorted so I can finish the 2% off. The only way this can be done is for

          a) The DBAs to look into it with a bit more enthusiasm.
          b) ClientCo's manager to vigorously encourage the DBA's to look into it.
          c) The constancy's CEO to vigorously encourage ClientCo's manager to vigorously encourage the DBA's to look into it.
          d) All of the above tos.fook off and leave me the admin passwords

          Of course we have taken option e) which is do fook all. So I now have 25 hours to fill.
          Does anybody see just the teensy weeny-est risk in Suity's preferred solution?

          Jeeezus H!!! I wouldn't trust Suity to use a fork to eat lunch!!!!!

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            #id
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Anyone got any pot noodle recipes for pulled pork?
            We don't want to know about you pulling your pork!
            I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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              #id
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Just whipped it out and they've lost their minds.
              That's a bit unprofessional, even for foreign.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #id
                The only things you urgently need help with are the ability to deal with stuff yourself (stopping being a pointless lying twat would be a start) and more importantly how to flounce properly and stay gone for good.

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
                  The only things you urgently need help with are the ability to deal with stuff yourself (stopping being a pointless lying twat would be a start) and more importantly how to flounce properly and stay gone for good.
                  Harsh.

                  But fair.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Harsh.

                    But fair.
                    Said the permie.

                    On a contractor forum.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      Said the permie.

                      On a contractor forum.
                      Harsh.

                      But fair.

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