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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Tell them the truth Tony, your family were the original Hill Tribe from Todmorden!Originally posted by TonyEnglish1968 - at homeComment
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He's lucky then, anyone who looks anything remotely like him will have already topped themselves.Originally posted by DimPrawnYeah, but the poor sod nicking your identity has to look like you.

His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Tod was only one of the places I lived although I did spend 8 years there. But yes we did live on top of a rather big hill! Shame they didn't stay there as the place would have been worth a mint now. Instead they live in a sh1thole in the west of Ireland which is worth next to nowt!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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A mate of mine just paid over a million for his place in Tod.Originally posted by TonyEnglishTod was only one of the places I lived although I did spend 8 years there. But yes we did live on top of a rather big hill! Shame they didn't stay there as the place would have been worth a mint now. Instead they live in a sh1thole in the west of Ireland which is worth next to nowt!Comment
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If you live there on top of a hill, can you be classed as 'On your Tod'???What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Only if you're alone - which in your case, you are!Originally posted by MarillionFanIf you live there on top of a hill, can you be classed as 'On your Tod'???Comment
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Originally posted by ChurchillOnly if you're alone - which in your case, you are!
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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"A mate of mine just paid over a million for his place in Tod."
Where abouts? The place we lived in would be worth a bit now. 4 bed farmhouse which they completely gutted and renovated, with outbuildings and a small amount of land (10.5 acres). Right on the top of the hills so that you couldn't actually see the houses in the valley due to the steep hills.
They bought it in the late 80's for 35k and sold it in 1985 for 110k. They did spend a lot doing it up though.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Originally posted by TonyEnglishThey bought it in the late 80's for 35k and sold it in 1985 for 110k. They did spend a lot doing it up though.
Woaahhh!! they have a time machine as well??? maybe that's why they got your date of birth mixed up, they had nipped back to oct 13 on the 30th and then gave birth around about midnight so they weren't sure if you were actually born on the 30th or the 31st.Comment
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