Help, I've got water in me gas

[vetran]

I was going to suggest it was a wet follow through.

[lilelvis2000]

The bad news is that the water company will want paying for the extra water.

Then HMRC will come calling asking that you pay tax on proceeds from your gas discovery.
Than the council will come around saying you are a business and hand you a huge Business Rates arrears demand.

by then you'll be planning to escape to Libya.

[Paddy]

Apparently there has been water leaking into the gas pipes around here, which explains why my cooker was f@rting at me when I did the poached eggs on toast this morning.
Is it dangerous and will I have to pay extra ?

Instructions to Remove Water from Gas Pipes.

Disconnect flexible pipe from rear of gas cooker.

Bleed gas into black rubbish bags

When bag is full; check for water droplets, a portable electric light with help to show up droplets.

Continue process until none of the bags contain any water.

Empty bags and reuse