Help, I've got water in me gas

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Paddy replied

15 May 2015, 10:33
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Apparently there has been water leaking into the gas pipes around here, which explains why my cooker was f@rting at me when I did the poached eggs on toast this morning.
Is it dangerous and will I have to pay extra ?

Instructions to Remove Water from Gas Pipes.

Disconnect flexible pipe from rear of gas cooker.

Bleed gas into black rubbish bags

When bag is full; check for water droplets, a portable electric light with help to show up droplets.

Continue process until none of the bags contain any water.

Empty bags and reuse
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lilelvis2000 replied

14 May 2015, 21:26
Originally posted by zeitghost

The bad news is that the water company will want paying for the extra water.

Then HMRC will come calling asking that you pay tax on proceeds from your gas discovery.
Than the council will come around saying you are a business and hand you a huge Business Rates arrears demand.

by then you'll be planning to escape to Libya.
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vetran replied

14 May 2015, 20:01
I was going to suggest it was a wet follow through.
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GlenW replied

14 May 2015, 13:22
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

hang on
if I get water in me gas and gas in me water
what else do I get coming out of me plug 'ole

You'll fart and piss yourself at the same time!
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FatLazyContractor replied

14 May 2015, 13:22
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

hang on
if I get water in me gas and gas in me water
what else do I get coming out of me plug 'ole

Farts?
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FatLazyContractor replied

14 May 2015, 13:22
Originally posted by GlenW View Post

Like B&Q?

It is all DIY these days, if you see what I mean
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EternalOptimist replied

14 May 2015, 13:21
Originally posted by zeitghost

Could be worse:

Fracking will bring this experience to you soon.

^What am I thinking? Put that light out!

hang on
if I get water in me gas and gas in me water
what else do I get coming out of me plug 'ole
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GlenW replied

14 May 2015, 13:21
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Some of us have better places to spend our hard earned money mate

Like B&Q?
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FatLazyContractor replied

14 May 2015, 13:20
Originally posted by GlenW View Post

diy?????
Yancotbac

Some of us have better places to spend our hard earned money mate
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GlenW replied

14 May 2015, 13:17
Originally posted by GlenW View Post

d.i.y.?????
Yancotbac

WTF?
What happened to the capital letters?
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GlenW replied

14 May 2015, 13:15
Originally posted by fatlazycontractor View Post

a simple google search -> this

diy?????
Yancotbac

Last edited by GlenW; 14 May 2015, 13:17.
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FatLazyContractor replied

14 May 2015, 13:09
A simple google search -> this
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EternalOptimist started a topic Help, I've got water in me gas

14 May 2015, 13:07
Help, I've got water in me gas

Apparently there has been water leaking into the gas pipes around here, which explains why my cooker was f@rting at me when I did the poached eggs on toast this morning.
Is it dangerous and will I have to pay extra ?
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