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    #31
    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    I heard even his car has stretch marks.
    Glad to hear you talk to your wife about her business, these days

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      #32
      Originally posted by Jessicafang View Post
      That is super-helpful. Never thought about the sport bra. Good point though! Millions Thanks.
      If you need help discussing and choosing the best sports related underwear, we're here to help.

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        #33
        If you've got tits like your avatar's why do you need hookers?
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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          #34
          Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
          If you've got tits like your avatar's why do you need hookers?
          Here

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            #35
            Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
            Glad to hear you talk to your wife about her business, these days
            Well, she does work with the mentally handicapped, so she probably knows you. Are you the one who's cock is so small you have to sit down to piss ?
            When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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              #36
              Another of Wurzel's sockie from the GittinsGal stable ?

              No this one wont be culled since Cojak likes women on this forum, this sockie will be allowed to post mindless drivel for a while. All we need is a avatar on the sockie.
              Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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                #37
                Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
                All we need is a avatar on the sockie.
                Here's my contribution:

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                  Well, she does work with the mentally handicapped,
                  I could sense that reading your posts.

                  Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                  Are you the one who's cock is so small you have to sit down to piss ?
                  No, the one she takes advantage of as I have too big a bongo

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                    Two swords won't fit in that scabbard, chief!
                    Do you need me to stretch her first?

                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      #40
                      Don't stop with trainers, if you move to a nudist colony you'll be able to claim the cost of all your clothing, as you'll only be using them wholly and exclusively for business.
                      • The meaning of life is to give life meaning
                      • Worrying about tomorrow spoils today

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