MPs are contractors not permies, they have no employment rights and are hired by people (voters) who ooften have no clue about their competence or even what they want them to be competent in, so if the parties were contractors...
The SNP are compliance contractors, this is a relatively rare but growing breed. Compliance (financial, safety,etc) is a growth area and they prosper by causing trouble. Compliance droids want there to be problems that they can fix/solve/prevent/pretend exist. The SNP want to cause as much grief as possible so that everyone else tells them to piss off.
The Greens are women who used to be pretty and used this to get jobs despite not actually being competent. That worked well when they were 23, tough to do at 50, so at interview they gabble nonsense and accuse anyone who points out their incompetence as sexist.
The Welsh nationalists are OS/2 programmers. OS/2 is a great and noble system, it absorbed N years of my life profitably. But no one cares.
UKIP is the sort of project manager you'd love to work for, but would dread employing. They hold meetings in the pub, sign off hours that suit your cashflow rather than attendance and enjoy the trappings of the job far more than actually doing it.
Labour is actually two contractors applying to work together. They are both married, but not to each other and have BSDM sex. The dominatrix is of course the SNP, but she is a junior Java hack and he's a project manager. So she will mess around, but be flameproof because she has the whip hand.
The tories are the sort of contract project manager who really likes taking on screwed up projects, partly because expectations are so low that it's easier to look like they're succeeding and partly because they enjoy imposing discipline perhaps a little too much.
The SNP are compliance contractors, this is a relatively rare but growing breed. Compliance (financial, safety,etc) is a growth area and they prosper by causing trouble. Compliance droids want there to be problems that they can fix/solve/prevent/pretend exist. The SNP want to cause as much grief as possible so that everyone else tells them to piss off.
The Greens are women who used to be pretty and used this to get jobs despite not actually being competent. That worked well when they were 23, tough to do at 50, so at interview they gabble nonsense and accuse anyone who points out their incompetence as sexist.
The Welsh nationalists are OS/2 programmers. OS/2 is a great and noble system, it absorbed N years of my life profitably. But no one cares.
UKIP is the sort of project manager you'd love to work for, but would dread employing. They hold meetings in the pub, sign off hours that suit your cashflow rather than attendance and enjoy the trappings of the job far more than actually doing it.
Labour is actually two contractors applying to work together. They are both married, but not to each other and have BSDM sex. The dominatrix is of course the SNP, but she is a junior Java hack and he's a project manager. So she will mess around, but be flameproof because she has the whip hand.
The tories are the sort of contract project manager who really likes taking on screwed up projects, partly because expectations are so low that it's easier to look like they're succeeding and partly because they enjoy imposing discipline perhaps a little too much.
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