General Election Thread 2015

[SunnyInHades]

Betfair Prime Minister prediction just turned red, after months of blue

Next Prime Minister Betting: 50% Ed Milliband
Next Government Betting: Lab minority

Gonna be tight, odds jumping back'n'forth in real-time
David Cameron 2.06/1
Upcoming: 2.02/1

Ed Miliband 1.97/1
Upcoming: 1.93/1

https://www.betfair.com/exchange/plu...et/1.116758783

[MicrosoftBob]

I see Labour are saving the NHS already

[VectraMan]

Betfair Prime Minister prediction just turned red, after months of blue

Next Prime Minister Betting: 50% Ed Milliband
Next Government Betting: Lab minority

Gonna be tight, odds jumping back'n'forth in real-time
David Cameron 2.06/1
Upcoming: 2.02/1

Ed Miliband 1.97/1
Upcoming: 1.93/1

https://www.betfair.com/exchange/plu...et/1.116758783

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think the election isn't based on the betting odds. Don't we have to vote or something?

[VectraMan]

I see Labour are saving the NHS already

For some reason I keep hearing about 43 year old men dying.

[Flashman]

A change to participate in our electorally mandated re-shuffle?

Yippee!

Who will be the leader of the UK EU region tomorrow? Cant wait

[d000hg]

I see Labour are saving the NHS already

Hardly a laughing matter.

[SimonMac]

So that's three firsts:

1) first time I've ever voted somewhere other than The primary School I went to

2) first time I've argued with an election volunteer who was trying to tell me the votes are anonymous even though each person has a unique ID and each ballot paper has a unique ID and the two are recorded together

3) first time I've spoilt a ballot paper (although not with the picture of a cock)

But at least I voted for the first time in years

[MercladUK]

So that's three firsts:

1) first time I've ever voted somewhere other than The primary School I went to

2) first time I've argued with an election volunteer who was trying to tell me the votes are anonymous even though each person has a unique ID and each ballot paper has a unique ID and the two are recorded together

3) first time I've spoilt a ballot paper (although not with the picture of a cock)

But at least I voted for the first time in years

you wasted your time voting
you wasted a volunteers time
you wasted a voting slip

and finally you wasted everyones time by writing a post about wasting a vote

thank the lord the british people are not all like you

[Flashman]

Paddy Power quoting odds of 10-1 for a Conservative Majority.

50-1 for a Con/UKIP coalition.

Passport? check. Cash? Check. Airline ticket to Australia please!

[TykeMerc]

you wasted your time voting
you wasted a volunteers time
you wasted a voting slip

and finally you wasted everyones time by writing a post about wasting a vote

thank the lord the british people are not all like you

Well you waste oxygen by existing and creating sockies to troll with, but you're tolerated by some.