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So who on CUK is voting Labour?
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Having one's balls nailed to splintered wood and then caressed with rough sandpaper strikes me as a more appealing prospect, than casting a vote in their direction. But YMMV.
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Some people pay good money for that kind of thing, especially MPs and judgesOriginally posted by Zero Liability View PostHaving one's balls nailed to splintered wood and then caressed with rough sandpaper strikes me as a more appealing prospect, than casting a vote in their direction. But YMMV.
Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Always thought Tories were pricks, now know it for sure
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Mind you, they're not as bad as their relatives...
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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That's a 'special' part of Barnsley, which in itself is pretty special. Wayne must be relatively advanced because he's been trained to wear the white mans clothes and doesn't look as though he thinks the camera will steal his soul.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostMind you, they're not as bad as their relatives...

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