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We have a lot of trouble with these oldies. Pension day's the worst

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    #11
    Originally posted by Ticktock View Post
    Neither.
    Step 1., you take the banana.
    Step 2., you eat the banana, thus disarming your opponent.

    Just don't ask about pointed sticks.
    I'd rather be attacked with one than eat one.
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #12
      A banana or a pointed stick?
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #13
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        A banana or a pointed stick?
        Both / either.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #14
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          I'd rather be attacked with one than eat one.
          You have other uses for banana's???

          This looks like he on your wavelength if you know what I mean?

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            #15
            Originally posted by original PM View Post
            You have other uses for banana's???

            This looks like he on your wavelength if you know what I mean?
            Subtle, but yes, I read you.
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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