The sexist behaviour thread

[SimonMac]

As per RH moved to general

Please refrain from this sort of sexist behaviour in the pro forum, this user has been temp banned for 3 days. Thanks. RH

Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them

[EternalOptimist]

What's that useless bit of skin on the end of a willy called ?
A man

[realityhack]

What's the best way to a mans heart?

Between the 4th and 5th ribs.

[MarillionFan]

I see a lot of women are now using CUK...

The dinner won't cook itself you know.

[SpontaneousOrder]

Which bit was sexist?
I saw a woman get called fat, & a load of blokes get called geeks. Neither of which is sexist obviously.
Then a suggestion that the good looking woman covered up to stop the geeks boggling her - presumably because geeks don't get any women, so they're particularly lecherous. Geek-ist perhaps - but not sexist.

Did I miss the joke or whatever it was?

[MicrosoftBob]

Why does it take three women with PMT to change a lightbulb

BECAUSE IT DOES!!!!! madmadmad

[NotAllThere]

Which bit was sexist?...

At that level of stupidity I guess you've only the capacity to remember one blond joke. But if you really couldn't tell, I suggest you post more of the same in the professional forums. I'll be very happy to point out to you exactly which bits cross the line.

[MarillionFan]

At that level of stupidity I guess you've only the capacity to remember one blond joke. But if you really couldn't tell, I suggest you post more of the same in the professional forums. I'll be very happy to point out to you exactly which bits cross the line.

All right love, whatever.

[GlenW]

Why do women have such small feet?

So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

[TestMangler]

They say "A woman's work is never done".

Lazy cow should try working a bit faster.