A new kind of work related problem for me

**FatLazyContractor** · 18 March 2015, 10:26

Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

So in the office I have a desk that I use. The consultancy has been asked to provide another body so they have shopped one in. The client has not provided another desk so, and I sheet you not they have installed his PC on my desk. So now I have half as much desk.

We are sat here cuddled up, like Siamese twins. Normally I have my laptop on the desk, and the keyboard and mouse for the clientCo PC.

But now I have to have my laptop and other PC in the same space.

Also the new consultant is very chatty. Very very chatty.

Output from me has plummeted because of these changes.

Advice please.

Is the other one a good looking lady?

**suityou01** · 18 March 2015, 10:27

Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Is the other one a good looking lady?

No. He is a he. And very sage and wise and wittery.

**FatLazyContractor** · 18 March 2015, 10:29

Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

No. He is a he. And very sage and wise and wittery.

I will let other wise users help you then!

**MicrosoftBob** · 18 March 2015, 10:33

Get a cheapo laptop 2nd hand on expenses, arrive really early and superglue it to the desk next to the mouse and keyboard

**sal** · 18 March 2015, 10:42

Stop showering and carry on invoicing, the smell will drive the other contractor away sooner or later

**fullyautomatix** · 18 March 2015, 10:57

Originally posted by sal View Post

Stop showering and carry on invoicing, the smell will drive the other contractor away sooner or later

Or just woof a Falafel burger or something for lunch and fart in his face. Bet he wont turn up next day..

**newmove** · 18 March 2015, 11:06

Do you also speak German

**DaveB** · 18 March 2015, 11:07

Sit on him. They'll never find him and just assume he stopped turning up.

**tomtomagain** · 18 March 2015, 11:07

Have a decent curry at lunchtime. Every day.

A new kind of work related problem for me