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    #11
    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Who the **** is Steven Hawkins ??
    https://www.linkedin.com/in/steverhawkins

    Staffing manager at Qualcomm. Do you now know him? He said he has a position in the canteen for someone to work the deep fat frier. Ill put in a good word for you.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #12
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      https://www.linkedin.com/in/steverhawkins

      Staffing manager at Qualcomm. Do you now know him? He said he has a position in the canteen for someone to work the deep fat frier. Ill put in a good word for you.
      the kiss of death for any job application
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #13
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        the kiss of death for any job application
        For Christmas I'm going to buy you a watch.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #14
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          For Christmas I'm going to buy you a watch.
          How you feeling now babe?
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #15
            Today is also Steak and Blowjob Day
            I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).

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              #16
              Originally posted by Scruff View Post
              Today is also Steak and Blowjob Day
              Nightmare for Suity. All day cooking dinner and then he's got to pop down to the local public toilets and wait for EO to arrive in the other cubicle.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #17
                Originally posted by Scruff View Post
                Today is also Steak and Blowjob Day
                That's true. And I have 2 big juicy ones especially purched for the occasion from the farm shop. They'll be perfect - one on each eye to take down the swelling after i've broached the blow job idea with the mrs.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Scruff View Post
                  Today is also Steak and Blowjob Day
                  http://forums.contractoruk.com/light...ml#post2068329
                  Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                  I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                  I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                    #19
                    In my case the steak was rare...
                    I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).

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                      #20
                      I got in a group picture with Ellison and Gates earlier. Zuckerberg refused to get in but I got a selfie with him. Will post later.
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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