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Scruff replied

14 March 2015, 21:13
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I got in a group picture with Ellison and Gates earlier. Zuckerberg refused to get in but I got a selfie with him. Will post later.

Wide angle, or Fisheye?
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NickFitz replied

14 March 2015, 19:59
Every day is Pi Day. Just write the date down as a string of numbers, then find that string in Pi's decimal places
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MarillionFan replied

14 March 2015, 19:55
I got in a group picture with Ellison and Gates earlier. Zuckerberg refused to get in but I got a selfie with him. Will post later.
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Scruff replied

14 March 2015, 19:52
In my case the steak was rare...
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SimonMac replied

14 March 2015, 16:47
Originally posted by Scruff View Post

Today is also Steak and Blowjob Day

http://forums.contractoruk.com/light...ml#post2068329
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barrydidit replied

14 March 2015, 16:35
Originally posted by Scruff View Post

Today is also Steak and Blowjob Day

That's true. And I have 2 big juicy ones especially purched for the occasion from the farm shop. They'll be perfect - one on each eye to take down the swelling after i've broached the blow job idea with the mrs.
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MarillionFan replied

14 March 2015, 16:23
Originally posted by Scruff View Post

Today is also Steak and Blowjob Day

Nightmare for Suity. All day cooking dinner and then he's got to pop down to the local public toilets and wait for EO to arrive in the other cubicle.
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Scruff replied

14 March 2015, 16:08
Today is also Steak and Blowjob Day
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suityou01 replied

14 March 2015, 13:52
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

For Christmas I'm going to buy you a watch.

How you feeling now babe?
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MarillionFan replied

14 March 2015, 13:51
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

the kiss of death for any job application

For Christmas I'm going to buy you a watch.
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suityou01 replied

14 March 2015, 13:49
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

https://www.linkedin.com/in/steverhawkins

Staffing manager at Qualcomm. Do you now know him? He said he has a position in the canteen for someone to work the deep fat frier. Ill put in a good word for you.

the kiss of death for any job application
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MarillionFan replied

14 March 2015, 13:47
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

Who the **** is Steven Hawkins ??

https://www.linkedin.com/in/steverhawkins

Staffing manager at Qualcomm. Do you now know him? He said he has a position in the canteen for someone to work the deep fat frier. Ill put in a good word for you.
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TestMangler replied

14 March 2015, 13:40
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I'm off to the Apple offices in a few hours to celebrate. Bill Gates, Larry Ellison and Stephen Hawkins will be there offering slices of Apple Pie in memory of Steve Jobs. Do you want me to save you a piece?

Who the **** is Steven Hawkins ??
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MarillionFan replied

14 March 2015, 13:37
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

Is this the one day of the year that you fat American c**ts can work out your circumference ?

I'm off to the Apple offices in a few hours to celebrate. Bill Gates, Larry Ellison and Stephen Hawkins will be there offering slices of Apple Pie in memory of Steve Jobs. Do you want me to save you a piece?
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suityou01 replied

14 March 2015, 12:20
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

22/7

22 deeevyded by 7

It's how I always approximated PI.

However it is more than PI Proof that 22/7 exceeds

It's also to do with right angled triangles and their bases tending to zero.
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