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    Russian beauty advertises for a man to get her pregnant because she was fed up with her mother nagging her about not having grandchildren... and, funnily enough, she is swamped with offers  | Daily Mail Online

    Russian beauty advertises for a man to get her pregnant because she was fed up with her mother nagging her about not having grandchildren... and, funnily enough, she is swamped with offers
    Elena Komleva, of Cheliabinsk, Russia, placed advert on a social media site
    29-year-old beauty said she wanted to end her mother's constant nagging
    Toe-nail painting artist was quickly inundated with offers from hopeful men
    She has revealed that the winning candidate will be selected by her mother

    there you go guys get stuck in!

    I must admit I was wondering what her mum looks like I'm getting too old!
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    Why would you think I would be interested?

    I would do almost any woman - but only with a condom.

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      #3
      30 years later, you set up an Eco company and become worth $100M's and then bam!
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Her pussy looks good!

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          #5
          I'll do it.

          I got a dodgy banana from Tescos and I've had this rock-solid boner for three days now
          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #6
            My partner is from Chelyabinsk lol

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              #7
              Originally posted by stek View Post
              My partner is from Chelyabinsk lol
              Southern Russia my arse!

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                #8
                Originally posted by stek View Post
                My partner is from Chelyabinsk lol
                Did you find her on the same website?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                  Did you find her on the same website?
                  Preloved?
                  <Insert idea here> will never be adopted because the politicians are in the pockets of the banks!

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                    #10
                    She's a crazy cat woman. Like Norrahe for example. For that reason I have to pull out.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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