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11 March 2015, 21:14

Off to the US next month to visit some old friends. My missus has been out buying gifts but has asked me to sort out a present for the husband who is a good bloke. We've exchanged a few gifts over the years, prints, books, silver tankard etc and I haven't got the faintest clue what I can buy. He's very much the outdoors type (hunts, shoots, fishes - we've bought him a hunting cap before now even), has everything, 55 years old. Any ideas?

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11 March 2015, 21:26

Trial flying lesson.

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11 March 2015, 21:46

Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

Trial flying lesson.

Nice idea but it won't fit in my suitcase.

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11 March 2015, 21:52

A Fleshlight (Google It !)

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11 March 2015, 23:28

I'm only able to offer advice on past suggestions I'm afraid.
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12 March 2015, 08:16

Engraved hip flask?

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12 March 2015, 08:27

A comically oversized hunting knife?
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12 March 2015, 09:55

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12 March 2015, 10:06

Zombie killing ammunition, just marketing but probably breaks the ice at parties over the pond

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12 March 2015, 10:22

A big bottle of Pentobarbital, I reckon it will be worth a fortune over there.

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