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    #51
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Men - Avoid possible future divorce settlements, impending poverty and life as a homeless ex-husband by following this simple easy to remember rule.

    Never get married to women.

    Simples!

    ftfy
    Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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      #52
      Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
      Or follow Tarbies example and just sleep with ladyboys
      Is that Tarbera from on here?
      I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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        #53
        Did anyone mention the 4 "f"s?

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          #54
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          Men - Avoid possible future divorce settlements, impending poverty and life as a homeless ex-husband by following this simple easy to remember rule.

          Never get married.

          Simples!
          Or just ensure that you never have any money. I'm doing both.
          Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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            #55
            Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
            Or just ensure that you never have any money. I'm doing both.
            Trouble is, you might have money in the future, and they can still claim that long after the event.

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              #56
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              Trouble is, you might have money in the future, and they can still claim that long after the event.
              Just marry a woman richer than you - some guys in my family have managed it. Oddly they are still married...
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                #57
                Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                Just marry a woman richer than you - some guys in my family have managed it. Oddly they are still married...
                I'm stalking this one at the moment.

                Elizabeth Holmes - Forbes

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                  Just marry a woman richer than you - some guys in my family have managed it. Oddly they are still married...
                  you mean like a cash cow?

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    I'm stalking this one at the moment.

                    Elizabeth Holmes - Forbes

                    I bet she has plenty of guys circling around her sniffing her out. Your chances of even remotely getting your grubby hands on her billions are limited to your dreams.
                    Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                      I'm stalking this one at the moment.

                      Elizabeth Holmes - Forbes
                      Poor choice.

                      Go for this one. Buy one, get nine free.

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