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    #31
    [QUOTE=zeitghost;2238590]Five more gingham dresses.

    That's a pantomime you don't want to pay for...
    And more importantly, you don't want to take your kids to...
    Last edited by Mordac; 14 April 2016, 23:01.
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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      #32
      Originally posted by zeitghost
      Somewhat older than I was when this thread started.

      Yeah we're all about 10 years older ish...

      I'm catching up with Xogg.
      I'll leave that to you, I wouldn't want to be chasing Xogg. Is he even still alive??? (hoping he still is, mind)
      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        #33
        Didn't know what time it was and the lights were low
        I leaned back on my radio
        Some cat was layin' down some rock 'n' roll 'lotta soul,
        he said

        Then the loud sound did seem to fade
        Came back like a slow voice on a wave of phase
        That weren't no D.J. that was hazy cosmic jive

        [CHORUS]
        There's a SKAman waiting in the sky
        He'd like to come and meet us
        But he thinks he'd blow our minds
        There's a SKAman waiting in the sky
        He's told us not to blow it
        Cause he knows it's all worthwhile
        He told me:
        Let the Squirrels lose it
        Let the Cuk-ers use it
        Let all the children Google

        apologies to Bowie.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #34
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          Xogg's still here, some others aren't.
          I know we lost Fleety (RIP) any others I may missed out on?
          His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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            #35
            Originally posted by Mordac View Post
            I know we lost Fleety (RIP) any others I may missed out on?
            doodab sadly

            http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...abs-liver.html

            http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ow-posted.html
            How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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              #36
              I didn't know Doodab (I have spent some time - some would probably say not long enough - AWOL) but anyone who gets a 50-ish page thread dedicated to them means they must have been highly regarded - time to reflect indeed...
              His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                #37
                Just had a horrible thought, if something similar happened to me (i.e. meeting the great Hector in the sky) it would fall to MF to write my eulogy on CUK.
                And to think, I thought going to hell was the worst bit...
                His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                  Just had a horrible thought, if something similar happened to me (i.e. meeting the great Hector in the sky) it would fall to MF to write my eulogy on CUK.
                  And to think, I thought going to hell was the worst bit...
                  Why would you go to hell?

                  You can list just your CUK offences if you like...

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Why would you go to hell?

                    You can list just your CUK offences if you like...
                    As if you had to ask?
                    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by zeitghost
                      We think HAB popped his cloggs too, but no one really knows.

                      It might be that reports of his demise are somewhat exaggerated.
                      I thought the operation was complete and he is now truly NLYUK!
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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