Thrown off the train. again

[EternalOptimist]

I got thrown off the train from Manchester to leeds again last night for pulling the emergency cord. The transport police bust in the bog door and I explained to them that I have piles. They said loads of people have piles but they don't go round pulling the emergency cord and causing disruption, just because they hurt when on the bog
'Yes, but theirs are not wrapped around the axel on this fckng train'

[OnceStonedRose]

I got thrown off the train from Manchester to leeds again last night for pulling the emergency cord. The transport police bust in the bog door and I explained to them that I have piles. They said loads of people have piles but they don't go round pulling the emergency cord and causing disruption, just because they hurt when on the bog
'Yes, but theirs are not wrapped around the axel on this fckng train'

I have piles too.... and live in Manchester, what time train was you on?

[EternalOptimist]

I have piles too.... and live in Manchester, what time train was you on?

I didn't have time to look at my watch, I had one hand on the rail trying to keep me from being pulled down the U bend, and the other was reaching for the emergency cord

[OnceStonedRose]

I didn't have time to look at my watch, I had one hand on the rail trying to keep me from being pulled down the U bend, and the other was reaching for the emergency cord

I drove to here to leeds yesterday so would have missed the action but hope you get some resolution.