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I drove to here to leeds yesterday so would have missed the action but hope you get some resolution.
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I didn't have time to look at my watch, I had one hand on the rail trying to keep me from being pulled down the U bend, and the other was reaching for the emergency cordOriginally posted by OnceStonedRose View PostI have piles too.... and live in Manchester, what time train was you on?
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I have piles too.... and live in Manchester, what time train was you on?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI got thrown off the train from Manchester to leeds again last night for pulling the emergency cord. The transport police bust in the bog door and I explained to them that I have piles. They said loads of people have piles but they don't go round pulling the emergency cord and causing disruption, just because they hurt when on the bog
'Yes, but theirs are not wrapped around the axel on this fckng train'

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Thrown off the train. again
I got thrown off the train from Manchester to leeds again last night for pulling the emergency cord. The transport police bust in the bog door and I explained to them that I have piles. They said loads of people have piles but they don't go round pulling the emergency cord and causing disruption, just because they hurt when on the bog
'Yes, but theirs are not wrapped around the axel on this fckng train'
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