I once was told that to cure piles/arse grapes/hemorrhoids what have you... you "starve" them by "tying them off", can anyone around here confirm if this is the case?
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modsOriginally posted by OnceStonedRose View PostI once was told that to cure piles/arse grapes/hemorrhoids what have you... you "starve" them by "tying them off", can anyone around here confirm if this is the case?
tie him off(\__/)
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On CUK they simply ban them ... GoodbyeOriginally posted by OnceStonedRose View PostI once was told that to cure piles/arse grapes/hemorrhoids what have you... you "starve" them by "tying them off", can anyone around here confirm if this is the case?
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exactly.Originally posted by OnceStonedRose View PostIt's general?
where was your entrée ? where was the funny anecdote ? where was the punline ?
jeez(\__/)
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Go F*** yourselfOriginally posted by OnceStonedRose View PostIt's a cry for medical advice you soft tulipes....Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Not likely until I clear these up you clownOriginally posted by DodgyAgent View PostGo F*** yourselfComment
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get a house brick. rub them gently with the brick, they will be gone in about three years or soOriginally posted by OnceStonedRose View PostNot likely until I clear these up you clown(\__/)
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Tying them off at the throat usually works.Originally posted by OnceStonedRose View PostI once was told that to cure piles/arse grapes/hemorrhoids what have you... you "starve" them by "tying them off", can anyone around here confirm if this is the case?Comment
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