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26 February 2015, 15:40

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Why on earth do the papers think its worth putting photos of John's parent's house on the article.

All that's done is wasted more police time and money as now the house has to be protected....

What's its value? we have to know!

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26 February 2015, 15:41

Originally posted by eek View Post

Why on earth do the papers think its worth putting photos of ~~John's~~ Mohammed's parent's house on the article.

All that's done is wasted more police time and money as now the house has to be protected....

FTFY

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26 February 2015, 15:48

Now that the identity of the ISIS decapitator 'Jihadi John' has been revealed, the next task is to identify the Brit who has been putting bits of barbed wire up his victims bums.
'Jihadi Ringo' is probably worser than the other one, someone at the beeb said

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26 February 2015, 16:19

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I expect the authorities would welcome him back into the country, with a free council house and life on benefits street

I'm sure that MI6 will welcome him back. I'm not convinced his life would be terribly comfortable though.

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26 February 2015, 16:27

Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

I'm sure that MI6 will welcome him back. I'm not convinced his life would be terribly comfortable though.

They would probably give a new meaning to "having one's head up ones own arse"

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26 February 2015, 17:49

And he studied Computer Programming at uni
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26 February 2015, 17:54

Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

I'm sure that MI6 will welcome him back. I'm not convinced his life would be terribly comfortable though.

They'd put him in a council house too?

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26 February 2015, 20:50

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I'm sure that MI6 will welcome him back. I'm not convinced his life would be terribly comfortable though.

The most that happens is they get watched, unless the yanks want them then they're fair game for anything

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No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.
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26 February 2015, 21:49

Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

I'm sure that MI6 will welcome him back. I'm not convinced his life would be terribly comfortable though.

Rumour mill is that the reason the security agencies knew the guy is MI6 tortured the guy in the past.

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26 February 2015, 22:25

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And he studied word processing at Westminster hole

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