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Ah I see my fan club are still hereOriginally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostWho are you talking to?
The flouncer?

Take a break, get a life, knock one out? Just do summat else for a bit. Recharge the ole batteries.
Then with a bit of RnR, then you might actually go back to being vaguely funny.
HTHKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Thanks for showing the newbies how not to come back for the lack of a comeback.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostAh I see my fan club are still here
Take a break, get a life, knock one out? Just do summat else for a bit. Recharge the ole batteries.
Then with a bit of RnR, then you might actually go back to being vaguely funny.
HTH
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostThanks for showing the newbies how not to come back for the lack of a comeback.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Cash? How common.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostI work direct and the client pays me in cash. Heard of such a model?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Everyone has heard of that model - It is the model employed by manual labourers, tradesmen and pikeys.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostI work direct and the client pays me in cash. Heard of such a model?
I am sure you didn't as you are a certified cretin.
I have never met an IT contractor paid by the client in cash. Obviously some people, Suity for example, do odds and sods on the side for a few quid but they don't call that contracting. That is Plan B or possibly even just a hobby.
In fact thinking about it I don't think I would ever want to have a wad of cash handed over to cover even a weekly invoice.
What exactly is it you do as a contractor? I only ask as I need a bit of work doing, nothing major just a bit of plumbing and a bit of decoration. I'll pay in cash obviously!Comment
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And you took that goob posted on this cretins thread on it's face value?Originally posted by d000hg View PostCash? How common.Comment
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I am a gardener of the indoor varietyOriginally posted by Dactylion View Post
What exactly is it you do as a contractor? I only ask as I need a bit of work doing, nothing major just a bit of plumbing and a bit of decoration. I'll pay in cash obviously!
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Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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For once, the thread title is spot on.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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