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    #41
    Originally posted by AMH View Post
    you could have lied & said you was looking for an imitation calamari recipe
    Who are you talking to?

    The flouncer?

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      #42
      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
      Who are you talking to?

      The flouncer?
      Ah I see my fan club are still here

      Take a break, get a life, knock one out? Just do summat else for a bit. Recharge the ole batteries.

      Then with a bit of RnR, then you might actually go back to being vaguely funny.

      HTH
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #43
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        Ah I see my fan club are still here

        Take a break, get a life, knock one out? Just do summat else for a bit. Recharge the ole batteries.

        Then with a bit of RnR, then you might actually go back to being vaguely funny.

        HTH
        Thanks for showing the newbies how not to come back for the lack of a comeback.

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          #44
          Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
          Thanks for showing the newbies how not to come back for the lack of a comeback.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #45
            Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
            I work direct and the client pays me in cash. Heard of such a model?
            Cash? How common.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #46
              Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
              I work direct and the client pays me in cash. Heard of such a model?

              I am sure you didn't as you are a certified cretin.
              Everyone has heard of that model - It is the model employed by manual labourers, tradesmen and pikeys.

              I have never met an IT contractor paid by the client in cash. Obviously some people, Suity for example, do odds and sods on the side for a few quid but they don't call that contracting. That is Plan B or possibly even just a hobby.

              In fact thinking about it I don't think I would ever want to have a wad of cash handed over to cover even a weekly invoice.

              What exactly is it you do as a contractor? I only ask as I need a bit of work doing, nothing major just a bit of plumbing and a bit of decoration. I'll pay in cash obviously!

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                #47
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                Cash? How common.
                And you took that goob posted on this cretins thread on it's face value?

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by Dactylion View Post

                  What exactly is it you do as a contractor? I only ask as I need a bit of work doing, nothing major just a bit of plumbing and a bit of decoration. I'll pay in cash obviously!
                  I am a gardener of the indoor variety

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                    I am a gardener of the indoor variety
                    uphill

                    HTH
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      #50
                      For once, the thread title is spot on.
                      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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