Cringeworthy

[suityou01]

Fanatical utterly made up bollocks

Well I would love to stay and chat, but you're not real.

 

[FatLazyContractor]

Well I would love to stay and chat, but you're not real.

Run out of ammunition?

There is another thing you haven't heard of. It is called 'A well paid contract'.

 

[suityou01]

Run out of ammunition?

There is another thing you haven't heard of. It is called 'A well paid contract'.

No, just got bored of you.

Off you pop

 

[FatLazyContractor]

No, just got bored of you.

Off you pop

Flounce off you cretin.

 

[suityou01]

Flounce off you cretin.

Listen. If you carry on I will be forced to put you in your place. Neither of us want this.

Now go home, your drunk.

HTH

 

[mudskipper]

Listen. If you carry on I will be forced to put you in your place. Neither of us want this.

Now go home, your drunk.

HTH

you're

 

[MarillionFan]

Listen. If you carry on I will be forced to put you in your place. Neither of us want this.

Now go home, your drunk.

HTH

Jesus, you're clinging to his leg worse than a homesick turd. Someone pass the bog roll.

 

[FatLazyContractor]

Listen. If you carry on I will be forced to put you in your place. Neither of us want this.

Now go home, your drunk.

HTH

I am scared. Someone please help me!

 

[FatLazyContractor]

If that is all the cretinous biatch got, I'll go smoke my cuban !


I'm serious about the tyre thing though. I will think about the second sausage if you are worth it!

 

[AMH]

you could have lied & said you was looking for an imitation calamari recipe