Long story short: Will you marry me ?

[mudskipper]

Very good, thanks! I

I'd better re-read that dreaded Whatsapp thread I'm pretty sure I did give the wrong message, more than simply the wrong impression.

Hey, MS, you up for proof-reading my real reply, and not posting it on CUK?

Can do - although (disclaimer) I'm no expert in affairs de coeur!

[GlenW]

Can do - although (disclaimer) I'm no expert in affairs de coeur!

We'll all help, what could possibly go wrong?

[OwlHoot]

Hey, MS, you up for proof-reading my real reply, and not posting it on CUK?

GOod as she is, MS isn't the only grammarian around here

If you post your reply, someone else may spot a missing comma or split infinitive that even MS misses.

[Halo Jones]

Hey, MS, you up for proof-reading my real reply, and not posting it on CUK?

Spoil sport

[Pondlife]

Does anyone else read this thread differently now?

http://forums.contractoruk.com/techn...g-forward.html

A subtle cry for help I think.

[vetran]

Just kidding

sounds more like

http://hardymag.com/wp-content/uploa...boilrabbit.jpg

[unixman]

I've been posting on ContractorUK forums for a while. But now someone in the forum has asked me to marry them. It's so awkward, I have led them on. Clearly I can no longer continue to post, which is going to be-

[MaryPoppins]

Just sleep with her. Then after your two pumps and a squirt pathetic performance she won't go near you again in that way and have a right good laugh with her mates about your tiny penis.

You get to restore her self esteem and get a shag out of it. Win win

I think we've already covered that option.

[vetran]

I think we've already covered that option.

suity was eager to share his experience!

[Scruff]

Has Suity hijacked your account?