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Your 18 month old can use a tablet, and read?Originally posted by tractor View PostI was being serious.
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Why are you surprised? You have the mental age of a 10 month old and you are a certifiedOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostYour 18 month old can use a tablet, and read?

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I think that you will find that because you spam endless bulltulip threads with chain replies and that a high percentage of your posts are clearly fantasist bollocks that no-one believes a word you post on here.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostYep, hilarious. I don't find this at all funny, and think less of people who do.
You've posted yet another scenario that no rational or self respecting parent would ever admit to, even if they had been so unbelievably dumb to allow it in the first place, so yet again it just looks like more typical "Suity makes up bulltulip to pad his post count".
I don't find your threads funny, I do find them pathetic, stomach churning, palpably lies and completely predictable.
I agree with Eek
is totally appropriate for the endless SY01 posts.
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On popular request, is it possible to have Suity's title as "Certified-Cretin" instead of "Potty-trained" ?Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
I agree with Eek
is totally appropriate for the endless SY01 posts.
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The opinions of a sock puppet troll really don't even register on my give-a-tulip-ometer.Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostI think that you will find that because you spam endless bulltulip threads with chain replies and that a high percentage of your posts are clearly fantasist bollocks that no-one believes a word you post on here.
You've posted yet another scenario that no rational or self respecting parent would ever admit to, even if they had been so unbelievably dumb to allow it in the first place, so yet again it just looks like more typical "Suity makes up bulltulip to pad his post count".
I don't find your threads funny, I do find them pathetic, stomach churning, palpably lies and completely predictable.
I agree with Eek
is totally appropriate for the endless SY01 posts.
HTHKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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That's a shame. TykeMerc isn't a troll and I have today in the Suity flounce sweepstake...Originally posted by suityou01 View PostThe opinions of a sock puppet troll really don't even register on my give-a-tulip-ometer.
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So you've caught your son knocking one out over a picture of a picture of a midget in stockings, or Mary Poppins as she's known. I would be very very concerned. This is how Brillo started on his rocky road to nutsville having been caught knocking one out over a picture of Dopey in Snow White.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostThe opinions of a sock puppet troll really don't even register on my give-a-tulip-ometer.
HTH
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Really, because he's been banned for it.Originally posted by eek View PostThat's a shame. TykeMerc isn't a troll and I have today in the Suity flounce sweepstake...
Then again you don't have a great track record with irrefutable evidence
Edit : you didn't deny he was a sockie. J'accuse!
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If you can obtain any proof that this account is a sockpuppet or that I have a sockpuppet account I'll be impressed. Admin is quite welcome to checkOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostThe opinions of a sock puppet troll really don't even register on my give-a-tulip-ometer.
HTH
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