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    #21
    Maybe it's a myth but I thought "working class folk" used to be known for being very strict on cleanliness, as a pride thing "we don't have much but everything is clean"?

    Did you come from such a background, or are you a middle-class Geordie?
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #22
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      Maybe it's a myth but I thought "working class folk" used to be known for being very strict on cleanliness, as a pride thing "we don't have much but everything is clean"?

      Did you come from such a background, or are you a middle-class Geordie?
      My grandfather was a miner but my father owned his own business, so I guess I'm a bit of an in-betweener.
      By the way the correct term for a middle-class Geordie is Social Worker.
      I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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        #23
        Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
        Smelly ladies. Mmmmm.
        +1

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          #24
          I haven't showered today and I stink.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #25
            The soapless experiment

            daily-wash-is-doing-you-more-harm-than-good

            qh
            He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

            I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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              #26
              Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
              Smelly ladies. Mmmmm.
              Not me, 'onest, but...

              I have a friend who made the mistake of going down on a girl on the last day of a four day music festival. The next day he was constantly aware of a rank fishy smell and his friends gave him a few funny looks but didn't say anything. When he got home later that evening he discovered that his beard was entirely caked in white discharge. He still happily refers to it as "the tale of the Father Christmas beard."
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #27
                Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                Not me, 'onest, but...
                Like licking a 9 volt battery.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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